The Rhyme Chick


The Cab Money I Owe You
March 18, 2010, 1:31 pm
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Look, buddy, thanks for not letting me drive.
Although I don’t feel like it,
I guess I’m alive.

I can’t say that in the cab I was watching the meter,
But, dude, know that I’m good for it.
Just like St. Peter.

Do you accept Paypal?
Maybe we could trade.
You paid for the cab,
But who got you laid?

Alright, here you go!
Don’t worry;
It’s real!
Can you spare a fiver?
I could sure use a meal.



Sorry I Puked But You’re Great
March 18, 2010, 1:18 pm
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Look I’m sorry about what went down,
But more importantly for what came up.
You wonder if I’m embarrassed?
The answer isĀ  yup!

Please accept this apology,
And a little something from Glade.
Yeah, I know it won’t touch the mess that I made.

So, it was your best outfit?
Hmmm.
And your _____’s classic car?
Wait, is that how we got to your place from the bar?

Yes, I’ve learned my lesson.
I sure as heck tossed a cookie.
Um, does that affect my chances
For some future nookie?



St. Pat’s – Getting Past What You Said Lastnight
March 18, 2010, 1:10 pm
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Dear_______,

I know last night I said a few things,
But I’m pretty sure there was no exchanging of rings.
Yes, I like you ________.
Oh, that’s not your name?
Are you sure, because it suits you?
That’s kind of a shame.

Yes, I know what I said between beer three and four.
I’d recall the exact words if my head weren’t so sore.
I don’t think it is clear who kissed who,
Where is your virginity?
I don’t have a clue.

Let’s chalk this up to a time well spent,
And forget about where our dignity went.