The Rhyme Chick


The Grumpy Neighbor
March 20, 2010, 12:55 pm
Filed under: Neighbor Issues | Tags: , ,

Dear Ms. _________,

Why must you scowl?
Why must the dog in your yard always growl?
Is your bra too tight or your wig compressing
The deep down smile we wish you were expressing?
Why do you point your finger and shout,
“This is my yard; get your ball out!”
Do children at play cause you fits?
Do they rattle your nerves?
Well ain’t that the pits!
We just hope that your sour turns sweet.
We don’t want that pout on our street.