The Rhyme Chick


You Had A Baby Now You Have To Pee
March 25, 2010, 1:28 pm
Filed under: New Baby, Uncategorized

You had a baby,
And now you have to pee.
They’ve got some tube where you cannot see!
Thank God for that, but it’s coming out.
They want you to be able to move about.
So go do as nature intended.
We’re pretty sure your bladder has mended.
Have some stage fright?
Can’t wizz on command?
Um, would you like a nurse to hold your hand?

Fine, go pee.
It’s easy.
Probably.
Maybe.
I’ll just be here visiting the baby.

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