The Rhyme Chick

Letter To Tacky Neighbors From Association
March 19, 2010, 12:41 pm
Filed under: Neighbor Issues

Dear _____________,

Welcome to the neighborhood.
We see you brought your flamingos.
But, as the neighborhood association, we have to warn that they might be eaten by plastic Dingos.
We see that you’ve got a plastic light house,
And is that a resin squirrel?
Oh, how sweet!
Look at that, a plastic little girl!
We just feel, bless your heart, you’re working way to hard.
No, it’s not that we don’t like the plastic frogs
Hopping around your yard.
On behalf of the association, we just ask that you consider their placement.
Wouldn’t they be much safer if you put them in your basement?


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