The Rhyme Chick

Wedding Invitation – Funny – To Male Friend
March 12, 2010, 1:31 pm
Filed under: Wedding Invitations

We would like to share with you some really happy news

On the _____ day of _______ we will say I do’s.

_______ is going to wear a tux and I’ll put on a gown,

At ______ o’clock you must be there, but don’t act like a clown.

Please don’t wear those cargo pants you’ve had since 11th grade.

Do not bring a stripper who goes by the name of Jade.

Yes, there will be alcohol; you don’t need to bring a flask.

Do not elbow the groom and ask if he thinks he’s up to the task.

We really hope you can be there to celebrate our marriage.

Heaven help you though if I see one condom on the carriage.


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