The Rhyme Chick

Wedding Invitation – Funny – To Female Friend
March 12, 2010, 2:42 pm
Filed under: Wedding Invitations

You are invited to the wedding
_____ and _____.

It’s happening on Saturday, the _____ of _______.

We know that you are single, and we’re inviting plenty of guys
Don’t go telling the bartender that you really like his eyes.

Undergarments are required.

Yes, maam, you must wear a bra.
This isn’t senior prom now. Nipples are a flaw.

Hope that you can be there. You know you’re like my sis.
Don’t forget to RSVP. I love you, girl. Kiss kiss!


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