The Rhyme Chick


Dear Baby – We Know Your Parents
March 12, 2010, 3:24 pm
Filed under: New Baby

Dear baby, we know your parents.
We’ve been friends with them for years.
We used to meet down at this bar
And drink us up some beers.

Now that you are here, we won’t be doing that!

Man, your mom could throw them back!
Honey, don’t listen. He’s a rat.
Your daddy liked to drink rum and coke!
Honey?!
What?! I’m telling him about father!
There was this one time with this hottie…
I swear, why do I even bother?
Listen, baby, your mommy and daddy love you very much.
Even when they say, “I told you twice; don’t touch!”
Come to us if they are strict. We’ll remind them of their youth.
And don’t you even worry that your dad smells like Vermouth.

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